Geek Speak

As seen on r.h.f.

Code:

software instruction : cryptic message

Boot:

load operating sys. : footwear

Virus:

makes computer sick : makes you sick

Memory:

data storage : retained ideas

News:

Usenet : NBC/CNN/C-Span

Mail:

electronic letters : bills/junk mail

FIDO:

subnet : dog

Pen:

pointing device : writing with ink thing

Slip:

external comm. : a fall/undergarment

Tip:

open line for comm. : $$ for waiters/waitresses

Mouse:

pointing device : rodent

Screen:

terminal face : metal mesh

Spool:

swap device : thing that holds thread

Thread:

code structure method : stuff on spools

OOP:

C++ : a booboo