GREEN EGGS AND SHAM - A Children's Book of the Simpson Trial

(based on actual court transcripts of the O.J. Simpson murder trial.)

We are Lance, F. Lee, and John,
Did you kill Nicole and Ron?

"I would not kill Nicole and Ron,
I would not kill them, Lance and John."

Would you kill her with a knife?
Would you, would you kill your wife?

"I would not, could not, with a knife,
would not, could not, to my wife."

Would you, could you, with a shovel?
Would you, could you, in a brothel?

"I would not, could not, with a shovel,
would not, could not, in a brothel.
I would not, could not, with a knife,
would not, could not, to my wife.
I did not kill Nicole and Ron,
I did not kill them, Lance and John."

Did you drop your bloody gloves?
Did you drop them, by the shrubs?

"I did not drop my bloody gloves,
I did not drop them by the shrubs."

Did you speed off in your truck?
Did you think you'd have such luck?

"I did not speed off in my truck,
I did not think I'd have such luck.
I did not drop my bloody gloves,
I did not drop them by the shrubs.
I did not kill Nicole and Ron,
I did not kill them, Lance and John!"

Did you leave some DNA?
Tell us, tell us, dear OJ.

"I did not leave my DNA,
Lance and Johnnie, go away!"

Jury, Jury, go and talk,
Decide to jail or let him walk.

We think there's no need to repent,
it's clear that he is innocent.
He did not kill Nicole and Ron,
he did not kill them, Lance and John!

"Your acquittal means so much,
let me tell, I'm deeply touched!
But I have some more to say,
Listen - turn your ears this way!
I did leave some DNA!
Fingerprints of old OJ!
Yes, I sped off in my truck,
yes I had terrific luck!
Yes, I dropped my bloody gloves,
dropped them in the bloody shrubs!
I did kill her with a knife!
I did kill her, kill my wife!
I did stab her with a shovel!
I would do it at a brothel!
I would kill them here or there!
I would kill them anywhere!
I did kill Nicole and Ron!
Yes, I killed them, Lance and John!"